February 2012
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
ciao-kris:
musicangstfaberry:
lrbcn:
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Eternal creys.
And then I sank into a pit of emotional despair.
crush: i like you
me: really?
crush: haha PSYCH
suddenly satan cracks the earth and comes shooting into the air. he then drags them into the depths of hell while they are screaming and begging for mercy
me: wow thanks dad
pastelwatermelonskies:
sassy-gay-ghirahim:
isn’t the female equivalent of jeffree star himself
yes
Watchinacognito:
1950’s Homosexual Warning Video
So I’m helping my sister move today…
yayyyyy
me: today I'm gonna pay attention in class and I gonna rock that exam aw yeah
brain: thinks about OTP
me: no brain stop
brain: OTP angst
me: brain no
brain: OTP fluff
brain: OTP smut
brain: O T P
The United States: Hey you better not get nuclear weapons because you're a dangerous country that might attack others for no good reason and you'll probably drop those weapons on innocent civilians.
Iran:
North Korea:
The United States:
Iran:
North Korea: Hirosh-
The United States: SHUT UP.
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I just finished baking these cookies..
I need a bigger cookie sheet because what I just went through was bullshit.
My back hurts and my mom is bugging me about financial aid…
yup I still haven’t done it.
I’m too tired to even explain..
Let’s just say my mom is an asshole when it comes to thinking of my future.
k-pask asked: Dem cookies! xp
I made chocolate peanut butter cookies bitches
“You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually...”
– Amelia Pond (The Girl Who Waited)
Remember him?
these-words-were-never-easier:
Reblog and click on the picture.
holy shit you’re kidding me, right?
Daaaaaamn, Esteban!
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room
Watchtyleroakley:
This scene is EVERYTHING.
